Alfie
12:03 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Spandex: you paint quite the carnal picture.
i once was enamoured of another, her erogenous zone had about it the qualities of a fresh griddled beef patty, loose glistening with delicate oyster sauce.
Her receptacle Winking and oval like an excitable owl with boggly eyes.
She was capable of clearly rendered morse code when it went off. I met her in a port side titty bar, putting out an SOS from her under socket
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Alfie
1:02 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I was once deeply and devoutly in carnal relations with a penguin.
I met her at vange zoo. She tasted of walls vienetta chilled from the fridge.
Her smooth bill was like saveloy to touch. The underflesh of her stumpy flightless wings when i picked her up to embrace her were like half full old ladies hot water bottles.
My god, i was smitten. Kissing the fronzed dome of her fishy black nut was like getting off with a skateboarders knee pad.
She left me in 2007 for a peregrine fucking falcon. The Cow.
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Darlo Debs
1:10 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Those flightless birds......snakes with tits
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J.Riddle
1:17 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Arse like a basketball!
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IsaacHock
1:32 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I would never get involved with a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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Alfie
1:35 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Issac- have you been spurned?
I was in love once with a tennis racket. Nightmare, too fucking highly strung.
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IsaacHock
1:43 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I bet you both ended up Gutted.
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Alfie
2:42 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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H&p you absolute bastard where fore hav't thoust been! ?
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bruuuno
2:49 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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He's been catching up on sleep prior to an 18 hour session on the referendum thread
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Darlo Debs
3:01 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Had H& P gone missing?
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Dwight Van Mann
3:08 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Pickle passed out pissed in the cabbage patch
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Eastside surge
12:11 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Yeah why not I'd have a go on serena , she'd probably wear me out pretty quickly though
NEW BALLS PLEASE !!!!!
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ted fenton
12:36 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I liked her in the Green Mile !
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IsaacHock
12:49 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Im in definitely.
I should imagine that LeConte is exceptionally Deucey.
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Fortunes Hiding
12:50 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Didier drogba with a dress on
I'd rather have a wank
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Eerie Descent
12:53 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Minge like an axe wound on Sold0's lab.
I'd probably rifle through it, if push came to shove.
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Willtell
1:01 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I find her strangely attractive. But then I look at that huge arse and imagine her once she stops playing tennis.... That's gonna be one big fat muma....
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Lily Hammer
1:06 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Who's man enough to service her? Most of you would literally shit your pants if it was suddenly game on with Serena.
I only wish I was fit enough to even fantasise having a go on (under) her. In reality she would kill me, but I could think of worse deaths.
IN!
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